Create satirical or dead-serious articles about tech culture, management decisions, and corporate life. Send them around the office and watch the chaos unfold.
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After careful consideration of all the databases that actually support ACID transactions, I'm thrilled to announce that we've chosen the one that doesn't. But hey, at least the JSON is pretty...
Three steps to corporate enlightenment
Choose from six templates like "Why [Tech] is the Only Correct Choice" or go freeform with your own take.
Go satirical for laughs or serious to actually convince management. Then pick a voice — from Corporate Buzzword Soup to Solutions Architect.
Get a shareable link and watch your colleagues forward it to their managers — completely straight-faced.
Satirical takes and serious articles — both dangerously convincing
After careful consideration of all the databases that support ACID transactions, we've chosen the one that doesn't.
Read more →ACID compliance, battle-tested replication, and row-level security make PostgreSQL the clear choice for teams building in regulated industries.
Read more →I attended a conference last weekend and I'm now confident that decentralizing our PTO approvals onto the blockchain is the future.
Read more →Memory safety guarantees, zero-cost abstractions, and fearless concurrency make Rust a compelling choice for performance-critical backend services.
Read more →Nine distinct voices across two styles — satire for laughs, serious for leverage
"We need to leverage our synergies to disrupt the paradigm shift in our vertical integration strategy going forward."
"Per my last commit message, which nobody read, this is exactly the bug I warned about in the PR that got approved without review."
"I am SO excited about this sprint! I've already pre-populated the next 47 Jira tickets and booked a celebration standup!"
"After my nephew explained APIs to me at Thanksgiving, I'm confident we should be APIing all of our departments."
"I'm not saying we should cancel the migration, but has anyone done a risk assessment on whether the servers have feelings?"
Real* feedback from real* professionals
Our VP finally understands what an API is. Well, he thinks he does. And honestly, that's close enough.
I sent the generated article to my entire department as a 'strategy memo.' Three people replied saying they agreed with the recommendations.
My team uses this for retro icebreakers. Last week's 'Why We Should Pivot to Blockchain' had the CTO asking for a timeline.
I got promoted after sharing an article titled 'The Synergy Optimization Framework.' It was entirely AI-generated satire. Nobody noticed.
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